Ahoy Hoy!

I’m not sure if any of you ever watched Arrested Development (if you haven’t, you’ve got some homework to do!), but there is an episode where most of the Bluth family is lounging around the living room and causes Michael to ponder if there is a gas leak in the house. I know, I’ve captured the spirit of the show perfectly! But really, that’s what my summer has been like.

Tino or Eeyore?

Ask Tino, he’ll vouch for me.

So there has been a lot of lounging around these parts. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing: 1) we’ve definitely caught up on our beauty sleep, 2) we’ve successfully caught up with Seasons 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones¬†-holy crap is it good! and 3) we’ve spent some quality time on the Kindle understanding why I’m not married yet (hint: I’m not nice!) (Also, please note that the use of ‘we’ can be interpreted as including Tino into the aforementioned activities, or as a reference to the royal ‘we.’ The choice is yours.)

So in the next few days, be on the lookout for some new content. Hopefully it’ll be sharper, more focused, and definitely more akin to my *sparkling* personality.

In the meantime, I hope everyone else is enjoying their summer. Remember, 1) it’s prime Margarita (responsible) drinking season so make sure your lime supply is up to snuff, and 2) salsa counts as a vegetable.

And That Was That

It’s amazing what a bottle of Margarita mix (Thank you dear client! You know me so well!) and a new dress will do for your spirits.

New dress! Bonus points for being seriously on sale.

Apparently, I’m easy.


Thor: My Dad and Stepmom's wonderpup.

Tell me you guys remember that episode from Seinfeld. Hilarious.

I’m not going to lie, I have not felt like blogging much lately. I definitely haven’t felt like cooking. Although, I’ve really mastered the art of PB&Js. (The secret: lots of peanut butter AND jelly).

So what have I been up to?

Sunning, giving myself mani/pedis and drinking fake margaritas. (The secret: I use lemon lime flavored Crystal Light…don’t judge – they’re delicious)

I am getting the itch to cook something up. I have a butternut squash sitting in my kitchen that is screaming for me to do something with it. I’ve already decided I’m not just roasting it, I’m going to do something special with it, damnit!

So yah, things are good over here.